The Coolest Story Bro
from Shark Party by Sam Mulligan
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about
This song is about memes, and as such it was immediately out of date by the time I finished writing it. I really liked the guitar riff, and came up with the words by trying to tie together as many memes as I could. Rage comics, Guile's Theme Goes With Everything, YOLO, Nailed It, and a very old meme, "Who was phone?". Lots of things I don't know anything about.
I never play this one live. I think it's because I assume people won't 'get' all the meme references. Also, it's very short, so it has an unbalanced 'set-up:song' ratio.
I never play this one live. I think it's because I assume people won't 'get' all the meme references. Also, it's very short, so it has an unbalanced 'set-up:song' ratio.
lyrics
They said my story was cool, and they called me "Bro"!
The sarcasm was lost on me though
So I shrugged it off as just a harmless trololo
BUT feels bad man, now I know that feel bro
I'm not too good at guitar solos
But what the heck, YOLO!
*bad guitar solo*
Nailed it!
I'm sure by now you're wondering where the story will go
I just wanna know, who was phone?
Just tell me!
Cool story bro!
Cool story bro!
The sarcasm was lost on me though
So I shrugged it off as just a harmless trololo
BUT feels bad man, now I know that feel bro
I'm not too good at guitar solos
But what the heck, YOLO!
*bad guitar solo*
Nailed it!
I'm sure by now you're wondering where the story will go
I just wanna know, who was phone?
Just tell me!
Cool story bro!
Cool story bro!
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from Shark Party,
released April 6, 2018
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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.
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