Sam Mulligan And The Donut Slayers

by Sam Mulligan

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1.	Looking For Sasquatch 03:36	lyrics	buy track
Running around in the woods With my pack full of survival goods Not even sure if I should be out here looking for him at all In my home-made furry pants I do a little happy dance 'Cause I've got a chance to find out where he's hiding Are you in the trees? Could you be under this rock? I'm eternally looking for sasquatch I've invested a lot of time All on my own dime So could you give me a sign if you're out here? A-HA! Hey, look at that… Get in close and get a snapchat That’s definitely Sasquatch crap, that means we're hot on the trail! Are you in the trees? Could you be under this rock? I'm eternally looking for sasquatch The longest game of hide and seek That I've ever lost Wherever you may be, one thing's for sure You've got a pretty good hiding spot! In all my years looking for Sasquatch I never found any physical evidence. No hair, footprint…poop... A whole lot of nothing! But I'll tell you what I did find. A little part of myself. And I did a lot of hiking, that was nice. Key change! Are you in the trees? Could you be under this rock? I'm eternally looking for sasquatch I’m always looking, I’ll never give up! Actually… you know what? I think I might give up.
2.	Ninja Song Part II (Slash Mix) 03:39	lyrics	buy track
I've got my ninja sword I'm gonna be a samurai Someday you'll say, "He's so cool!" Been practicing my slash Now you'll give me all of your cash Because I told you so And when the day finally arrives That I can say I'm a samurai I'll also say, "I told you so" I've got my ninja sword I'm gonna be a samurai Someday you'll say, "You killed my whole family" Well BOO HOO And when the day finally arrives That I can say I'm a samurai I'll also say, "I told you so" And to all the enemy samurai warriors I've got a little message for you I'm gonna do what James Hetfield told me to do Back in '82 Actually it might have been 1984 but I don't know And I don't care I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all Cuz I want blood and guts and tendons in my teeth I'm gonna turn their entrails into a holiday wreath I'll be hackin' and slashin', I'll cut 'em into bits I'm gonna kill them all until they die from it Actually on second thought, I'm a pacifist Don't wanna hurt nobody So I'll just follow the sage advice of Lil Jon, here it is "Don't start no SLASH SOUND EFFECT, won't be no SLASH SOUND EFFECT Don't start no SLASH SOUND EFFECT won't be no SLASH SOUND EFFECT Don't start no SLASH SOUND EFFECT won't be no SLASH SOUND EFFECT Don't start no SLASH SOUND EFFECT won't be no SLASH SOUND EFFECT, yeah"
3.	Secret 01:34	lyrics	buy track
I've got a secret It's something you'd never expect to hear from me We've been friends such a long time But I've got a secret And I feel like it's time to let you know Just promise that you're not gonna hate me Whoa Alright, alright, I’ll tell you what the secret is…. But you’re not gonna like it. That smell in your car That's been there for weeks That smell in your car It's you! lalalalaaaa!
4.	Shark Party 02:52	lyrics	buy track
The Great White's got a cool pad at the back of the reef The Tiger sharks have been asking me for some Grade A seaweed The Hammerhead skipped school, The Nurse shark called in sick The blue shark's acting sooo cool But he won't tell me where it is, oh no Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god I saw a Thresher shark herding a school of Pabst Blue Ribbon fish. I've been scuba diving 'round this reef for what seems an eternity My feelings will be really hurt if it turns out they just didn't invite me They're ignoring the seals, they're not eating the fishes This is all extremely suspicious Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party So I find the party, right away I’m getting sour looks from some lemon sharks TYPICAL So I ask them, whats your deal? They said, “Oh we’re not mad, we’re sad - we got dumped by our GILLfriends…” Oh, that’s too bad. Cheer up chums, there’s plenty of fish in the sea! Well NOW we’re just hungry! Fin-tastic! Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party
5.	(We Are The) Donut Slayers 04:12	lyrics	buy track
Traveling the lands far and wide The arctic North, the hot hot South In search of circular pastries To murder with my mouth Oh yes, I've taken lives Armed with naught but teeth and hands When donuts see me comin' They pee their donut pants We are the donut slayers Venture into our lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes We are the donut slayers We catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind Boston cream, lemon-filled, honey-dipped glaze No donut is safe from my murderous gaze The ones I see are all for me And they'll have surely seen better days Straight into my gaping maw Never to be seen again By way of monstrous jaws All shall meet a violent end We are the donut slayers Venture into our lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes We are the donut slayers We catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind I don't care if it's raised or cake I'll skip it's funeral and forget the wake Honor thy life, cherish thy death Make haste, lay waste to Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens Eviscerating Masticating Time is wasting, no time for tasting I take a dozen and I cram 'em down my gullet Cuz you know I'm all business like the front of a mullet Jelly stains are all that remains Jelly stains are all that remains We are the donut slayers Venture into our lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes We are the donut slayers We catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind
6.	Shark Potty (feat. Taters) 00:59	lyrics
Lyrics by Taters

about

Hi, I'm Sam! Please enjoy these full band versions of a few songs that, up until now, you probably have only heard played with gameboy accompaniment. I owe Adam, Claire, darmock, and Stemage a huge thank you for totally shredding so hard and sharing their talents with me to bring these songs new life. Can't wait to rock IRL.
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-Sam

credits

released December 21, 2018

drums & backing vocals by Adam Henry
backing vocals by Claire the Party Shark
bass guitar & backing vocals by darmock
lead vocals, guitar, gameboy by Sam Mulligan
lead guitar & backing vocals by Stemage

mixed & mastered by Stemage
all songs written by Sam Mulligan
recorded by Adam Henry, darmock, Sam Mulligan, & Stemage
album art by Ivan Neri

Thank you to Taters & MAGfest for helping this idea become an idea, thanks to Adam, Claire, darmock, and Stemage for being awesome and making this album a reality, and thanks to all the donuts that paid the ultimate sacrifice in the process.

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Sam Mulligan

Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.

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I Already Put On My Jammies

Apr 2024
Collection 2013-2022

Feb 2023
When The Night Comes (Soundtrack)

Oct 2022
Snowball Season (Deluxe Single)

Jan 2021
Zombie Cats (Deluxe Single)

Oct 2020
Pizza Every Day (Deluxe Single)

Sep 2020
If We Were Kitties (acoustic)

Feb 2020
Sam Mulligan And The Donut Slayers

Dec 2018
Shark Party

Apr 2018
Big Hand Band Van Man

Jan 2013
In Heaven There Is No Beer?!

Nov 2012
Looking For Sasquatch (single)

Jul 2012

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