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One Of Those Guys (2022 mix)

from Big Hand Band Van Man by Sam Mulligan

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I revisited the project file for these songs and touched up the mixes a bit in 2022, and then had my pal Stemage master them. They sound better than ever!

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Fresh out of school, got nothing to do
No solid plans, let's get crackin'
Oh no my resume's lackin'!
Idleness is so taxing, and time is rapidly passing
Now I'm not so fresh out of school and I'm feeling like a damn fool

So I'll get a real job!
What do you mean there are no jobs?
Then I'll just be a slob, is that okay with you, Ma?
Not okay with me either, but what am I supposed to do?
I'm getting older and I told you don't want to be a soldier!

Well, I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Wearing camouflage pants and shooting guns all the time
I'm better at catching fireflies than finding land-mines
I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys

Maybe I'm not a real man, but I feel like a man
I like girls, I drink beer, I've got big hands
I just prefer driving vans and playing in bands
So, that can't be it 'cause I'm a big hand band van man

Yeah, that's what I am…

My dad thinks I should get into computers
I'm good with computers but I'm not sure if I'm good enough
I don't got the magic touch, probably won't make no million bucks
Maybe my dad is the one that should get into computers

Maybe I'll just get a job at K-Mart
Settle down and try to start
Accruing some savings, commit to regular shavings
Find a nice wife and try to have a nice life
Oh, I hope I'm cut out to be one of those guys...

One of THOSE guys!

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from Big Hand Band Van Man, released January 22, 2013
Mastered by Grant Henry (Stemage)

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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.

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