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I'm An Idiot (2022 mix)

from Shark Party by Sam Mulligan

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I revisited the mix to this track in 2022, and put a bit more time into the post-production of the vocals. This is the version that is on the "2013-2022 Collection" compact disc. There are still "shits" in this version.

"I'm An Idiot" was a song that my college band, My Kids Are Jerks, played. I wrote it for a speech that I gave in a public speaking class at the University of Vermont. The title of my speech was, "How To Write A Bad Song". We started playing it at shows, and recorded it for our album, 'Love Is A Weapon'. I remember it being our least favorite song to play, but you'd have to ask Justin and Dan.

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I saw you the other day
Running in the park
I pulled up to say Hi!
And heard a muffled bark
I'm sorry I ruined your jog
When I ran over your dog

And all I had to say at the time was, "Oh shit!"
I know I should have said I'm sorry, but I just didn't think of it
'Cause I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot

I thought I'd try to make it up to you
I bought you a puppy, well... I found him at the zoo
But it was a dingo straight from the wild
And I guess it might have eaten your child

And all I had to say at the time was, "Oh shit!"
I know I should have said I'm sorry, but I just didn't think of it
'Cause I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot

And now here I am at your door, and also at your mercy
And I've just got one thing to give to you and it's this apology note that I wrote
I'll read it to you right now, it says,
"Baby, I'm sorry, but I've got a good excuse"
I'm an idiot
I'm an idiot

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from Shark Party, released April 6, 2018

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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.

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