If We Were Kitties
from Shark Party by Sam Mulligan
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The gameboy version of this song was originally released on a Valentine's Day compilation put out by Nerdfit, but this is an old song that was first on my RPM album that I made in 2009. It was originally just ukulele, some drum machine I had, vocals, and I think probably bass guitar. The first version of "One Of Those Guys" was on that RPM album too. Some day I'll probably make an album of slower, cute songs, but today ain't the day. Sometimes at shows I like to joke that this is the closest thing to a love song that I'll ever write, and it might be true. When I play this live I often add extra lines after all the ones you hear here. It's fun, you should come to a show sometime!
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If we were little foxes
Would you come over my den?
If we were piggies
Would you play with me in my pen?
If we were anteaters
I'd let you eat all of my ants
If we were little old people
I'd help you put on your pants
And if we were racehorses
I'd always let you win
If we were kitties
I'd give up one of my lives so you'd have ten
If we were kitties
I'd do that for you
If we were kitties
Yeah
And if we were puppies and you got hurt
I'd be there to lick your cuts
If we were fireflies
Our love would light up our butts
If we were kitties
I'd give up one of my lives so you'd have ten
If we were kitties
Would you come over my den?
If we were piggies
Would you play with me in my pen?
If we were anteaters
I'd let you eat all of my ants
If we were little old people
I'd help you put on your pants
And if we were racehorses
I'd always let you win
If we were kitties
I'd give up one of my lives so you'd have ten
If we were kitties
I'd do that for you
If we were kitties
Yeah
And if we were puppies and you got hurt
I'd be there to lick your cuts
If we were fireflies
Our love would light up our butts
If we were kitties
I'd give up one of my lives so you'd have ten
If we were kitties
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from Shark Party,
released April 6, 2018
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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.
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