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Eel​-​Mart

from Shark Party by Sam Mulligan

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The first version of this song was just an instrumental demo I made in 2008. Initially it just had guitar, bass guitar, and some cruddy drum machine. It was a bit slower, didn't have words, and was very sloppy. The idea of "Eel-Mart" first came from my friend Dave and I joking with each other and our science teacher, Ms. Stata, in our sophomore year of high school. We just liked the idea of a chain of stores that only carried eels and eel products. I put the two together when my pal Biff asked me to contribute a song to a compilation of 30 second long songs. It took me too long to get it ready for that, but it's done now, and here it is.

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Come on down to Eel-Mart
All we got is eels!
We got the best prices
These eel deals are real steals!

Slippery and slimy, try and tie 'em in a bow
You can chill 'em, grill 'em, fry 'em up, enjoy 'em au naturalé!

So come on down to Eel-Mart
What else is there to say?
Get your butt to Eel-Mart
Don't ya dare delay!
Grab some eels today!
From Eel-Mart!
Eel-Mart!
Eel-Mart!
Eel-Mart.

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from Shark Party, released April 6, 2018

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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.

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