(We Are The) Donut Slayers
from Sam Mulligan And The Donut Slayers by Sam Mulligan
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lyrics
Traveling the lands far and wide
The arctic North, the hot hot South
In search of circular pastries
To murder with my mouth
Oh yes, I've taken lives
Armed with naught but teeth and hands
When donuts see me comin'
They pee their donut pants
We are the donut slayers
Venture into our lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
We are the donut slayers
We catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind
Boston cream, lemon-filled, honey-dipped glaze
No donut is safe from my murderous gaze
The ones I see are all for me
And they'll have surely seen better days
Straight into my gaping maw
Never to be seen again
By way of monstrous jaws
All shall meet a violent end
We are the donut slayers
Venture into our lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
We are the donut slayers
We catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind
I don't care if it's raised or cake
I'll skip it's funeral and forget the wake
Honor thy life, cherish thy death
Make haste, lay waste to
Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens
Eviscerating
Masticating
Time is wasting, no time for tasting
I take a dozen and I cram 'em down my gullet
Cuz you know I'm all business like the front of a mullet
Jelly stains are all that remains
Jelly stains are all that remains
We are the donut slayers
Venture into our lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
We are the donut slayers
We catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind
The arctic North, the hot hot South
In search of circular pastries
To murder with my mouth
Oh yes, I've taken lives
Armed with naught but teeth and hands
When donuts see me comin'
They pee their donut pants
We are the donut slayers
Venture into our lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
We are the donut slayers
We catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind
Boston cream, lemon-filled, honey-dipped glaze
No donut is safe from my murderous gaze
The ones I see are all for me
And they'll have surely seen better days
Straight into my gaping maw
Never to be seen again
By way of monstrous jaws
All shall meet a violent end
We are the donut slayers
Venture into our lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
We are the donut slayers
We catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind
I don't care if it's raised or cake
I'll skip it's funeral and forget the wake
Honor thy life, cherish thy death
Make haste, lay waste to
Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens
Eviscerating
Masticating
Time is wasting, no time for tasting
I take a dozen and I cram 'em down my gullet
Cuz you know I'm all business like the front of a mullet
Jelly stains are all that remains
Jelly stains are all that remains
We are the donut slayers
Venture into our lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
We are the donut slayers
We catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind
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from Sam Mulligan And The Donut Slayers,
released December 21, 2018
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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.
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