Ta-da! It's an IRL version of the EP! Five songs (radio edit of "Looking For Sasquatch" not included on CD) on this beautiful printed CD-R, a snazzy sleeve, all manufactured by Discmakers. A gift that perfectly says, "Hey, here's a CD!"
Album artwork is by B. Vorce.
Note: If I have stickers, buttons, & other goodies in stock I will include some with your CD. Thanks!
Includes unlimited streaming of Big Hand Band Van Man
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Fresh out of school, got nothing to do
No solid plans, let's get crackin'
Oh no my resumes lackin'!
Idleness is so taxing, and time is rapidly passing
Now I'm not so fresh out of school and I'm feeling like a damn fool
So I'll get a real job!
What do you mean there are no jobs?
Then I'll just be a slob, is that okay with you, Ma?
Not okay with me either, but what am I supposed to do?
I'm getting older and I told you don't want to be a soldier!
Well, I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Wearing camouflage pants and shooting guns all the time
I'm better at catching fireflies than finding land-mines
I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Maybe I'm not a real man, but I feel like a man
I like girls, I drink beer, I've got big hands
I just prefer driving vans and playing in bands
So, that can't be it 'cause I'm a big hand band van man
Yeah, that's what I am…
My dad thinks I should get into computers
I'm good with computers but I'm not sure if I'm good enough
I don't got the magic touch, probably won't make no million bucks
Maybe my dad is the one that should get into computers
Maybe I'll just get a job at K-Mart
Settle down and try to start
Accruing some savings, commit to regular shavings
Find a nice wife and try to have a nice life
Oh, I hope I'm cut out to be one of those guys...