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Ninja Song Part II (Slash Mix)

from Sam Mulligan And The Donut Slayers by Sam Mulligan

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I've got my ninja sword
I'm gonna be a samurai
Someday you'll say, "He's so cool!"
Been practicing my slash
Now you'll give me all of your cash
Because I told you so

And when the day finally arrives
That I can say I'm a samurai
I'll also say, "I told you so"

I've got my ninja sword
I'm gonna be a samurai
Someday you'll say, "You killed my whole family"
Well BOO HOO

And when the day finally arrives
That I can say I'm a samurai
I'll also say, "I told you so"

And to all the enemy samurai warriors
I've got a little message for you
I'm gonna do what James Hetfield told me to do
Back in '82
Actually it might have been 1984 but I don't know
And I don't care

I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all
I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all
Cuz I want blood and guts and tendons in my teeth
I'm gonna turn their entrails into a holiday wreath
I'll be hackin' and slashin', I'll cut 'em into bits
I'm gonna kill them all until they die from it
Actually on second thought, I'm a pacifist
Don't wanna hurt nobody
So I'll just follow the sage advice of Lil Jon, here it is
"Don't start no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT*, won't be no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT*
Don't start no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT* won't be no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT*
Don't start no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT* won't be no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT*
Don't start no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT* won't be no *SLASH SOUND EFFECT*, yeah"

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from Sam Mulligan And The Donut Slayers, released December 21, 2018

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