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Shark Party

by Sam Mulligan

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1.
Shark Party 02:42
The Great White's got a cool pad at the back of the reef The Tiger sharks have been asking me for some Grade A seaweed The Hammerhead skipped school, The Nurse shark called in sick The blue shark's acting sooo cool But he won't tell me where it is, oh no Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god I've been scuba diving 'round this reef for what seems an eternity My feelings will be really hurt if it turns out they just didn't invite me They're ignoring the seals, they're not eating the fishes This is all extremely suspicious Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party So I find the party, there's a couple Bull sharks bouncin' at the front and I'm like, "I gotta get in, what do you want me to do, beg?" and he said, "Naw, it's just gonna cost ya an arm and a leg." Oh nooo Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party Oh my god it's a shark party
2.
Time Warp 03:25
1984, we were on our way What I was looking for, well, I cannot say I'm not withholding, I just don't know But it doesn't matter 'cause we ended up in limbo Stuck in a time warp It's alright, have no fear It's kinda dark, the scenery is stark But I still got a good feeling we'll get out of here Now it's been a week, I'm thirsty and tired No wood, no matter, we can't ever start a fire in space Now it's cold, but we're not old 'Cause in the time warp mortals do not age Stuck in a time warp It's alright, have no fear It's really dark, we can't see any stars But I still got a good feeling we'll get out of here Must have been some type of miscommunication Send a mayday signal back to home station They can save us so don't give up hope See, look! They got back to us right away, home base, whatchoo got to say? J-446, this is home base. Thank you for your inquiry. I regret to inform you that the system has run through all possible scenarios and the best course of action is to abandon all hope and prepare for death. Thank you, and have a nice day. It's time to die So close your eyes Put your head Between your thighs And kiss them buns goodbye Stuck in a time warp Stuck in a time waaaaaaaaaaa Stuck in a time warp Write a goodbye note, the end is near I think by now we've all realized Everybody dies here HOO-UH!
3.
Donut Slayer 04:16
Traveling the lands far and wide The arctic North, the hot hot South In search of circular pastries To murder with my mouth Oh yes, I've taken lives Armed with naught but teeth and hands When donuts see me comin' They piss their donut pants I am a donut slayer Venture into my lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes I am a donut slayer I catch the scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind Boston cream, lemon-filled, honey-dipped glaze No donut is safe from my murderous gaze The ones I see are all for me And they'll have surely seen better days Straight into my gaping maw Never to be seen again By way of monstrous jaws All shall meet a violent end I am a donut slayer Venture into my lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes I am a donut slayer I catch a scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind I don't care if it's raised or cake I'll skip it's funeral and forget the wake Honor thy life, cherish thy death Make haste, lay waste to Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens Eviscerating Masticating Time is wasting, no time for tasting I take a dozen and I cram 'em down my gullet Cuz you know I'm all business like the front of a mullet Jelly stains are all that remains Jelly stains are all that remains I am a donut slayer Venture into my lair You will shudder when you discover One thousand souls of donut holes I am a donut slayer I catch a scent in the air Seconds pass, you will not find A single crumb left behind
4.
Eel-Mart 00:27
Come on down to Eel-Mart All we got is eels! We got the best prices These eel deals are real steals! Slippery and slimy, try and tie 'em in a bow You can chill 'em, grill 'em, fry 'em up, enjoy 'em au naturalé! So come on down to Eel-Mart What else is there to say? Get your butt to Eel-Mart Don't ya dare delay! Grab some eels today! From Eel-Mart! Eel-Mart! Eel-Mart! Eel-Mart.
5.
Turkey, avocado Don't forget tomato It's a Terrace! Garlic mayo, cheddar cheese Some red onion, please! It's a Terrace! Flat to fluffy A generous portion of greens Is it better hot or cold? I don't know! Would you like that for here or to go? Gotta read the whole ticket so you don't screw it up Live in the present! Somethings not quite right... it's just a pile of stuff It's "As A Salad"! I'm sorry bread, I almost focaccia... Garlic mayo solo! It's a Terrace!
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Secret 01:21
I've got a secret It's something you'd never expect to hear from me We've been friends such a long time But I've got a secret And I feel like it's time to let you know Just promise that you're not gonna hate me Whoa Are you gonna tell me what it is? That smell in your car That's been there for months That smell in your car It's you.
8.
I've got my ninja sword I'm gonna be a samurai Someday you'll say, "He's so cool!" Been practicing my slash Now you'll give me all of your cash Because I told you so And when the day finally arrives That I can say I'm a samurai I'll also say, "I told you so" I've got my ninja sword I'm gonna be a samurai Someday you'll say, "You killed my father" Well BOO HOO And when the day finally arrives That I can say I'm a samurai I'll also say, "I told you so" And to all the enemy samurai warriors I've got a little message for you I'm gonna do what James Hetfield told me to do Back in '82 Actually it might have been 1984 but I don't know And I don't care I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all Cuz I want blood and guts and tendons in my teeth I'm gonna turn their entrails into a holiday wreath I'll be hackin' and slashin', I'll cut 'em into bits I'm gonna kill them all until they die from it Actually on second thought, I'm a pacifist Don't wanna hurt nobody So I'll just follow the sage advice of Lil Jon, here it is "Don't start no shh, won't be no shh Don't start no shh won't be no shh Don't start no shh won't be no shh Don't start no shh won't be no shh, yeah"
9.
If we were little foxes Would you come over my den? If we were piggies Would you play with me in my pen? If we were anteaters I'd let you eat all of my ants If we were little old people I'd help you put on your pants And if we were racehorses I'd always let you win If we were kitties I'd give up one of my lives so you'd have ten If we were kitties I'd do that for you If we were kitties Yeah And if we were puppies and you got hurt I'd be there to lick your cuts If we were fireflies Our love would light up our butts If we were kitties I'd give up one of my lives so you'd have ten If we were kitties
10.
I saw you the other day Running in the park I pulled up to say Hi! And heard a muffled bark I'm sorry I ruined your jog When I ran over your dog And all I had to say at the time was, "Oh shit!" I know I should have said I'm sorry, but I just didn't think of it 'Cause I'm an idiot I'm an idiot I thought I'd try to make it up to you I bought you a puppy, well... I found him at the zoo But it was a dingo straight from the wild And I guess it might have eaten your child And all I had to say at the time was, "Oh shit!" I know I should have said I'm sorry, but I just didn't think of it 'Cause I'm an idiot I'm an idiot And now here I am at your door, and also at your mercy And I've just got one thing to give to you and it's this apology note that I wrote I'll read it to you right now, it says, "Baby, I'm sorry, but I've got a good excuse" I'm an idiot I'm an idiot
11.
They said my story was cool, and they called me "Bro"! The sarcasm was lost on me though So I shrugged it off as just a harmless trololo BUT feels bad man, now I know that feel bro I'm not too good at guitar solos But what the heck, YOLO! *bad guitar solo* Nailed it! I'm sure by now you're wondering where the story will go I just wanna know, who was phone? Just tell me! Cool story bro! Cool story bro!
12.
I AM ZOMBIE 01:54
Are you a lover? NO, I FIGHT Are you friendly? NO, I BITE I AM ZOMBIE ZOMBIE He's not that bad... I AM EVIL What are you doing?! EATING PEOPLE I'M A ZOMBIE ZOMBIE He's hungry for the brains in your head You better check yourself before you wreck yourself He's back from the dead! How'd you find me? I HAVE MAP My mom will miss me! I DON'T GIVE CRAP I AM ZOMBIE ZOMBIE Why so angry?! DON'T KNOW WHY Do you hate me? NO, STILL YOU DIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE He's hungry for the brains in your head You better check yourself before you wreck yourself He's back from the dead! STUMBLING, EYES ROLLED BACK, CLOTHES STAINED WITH BLOOD I KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH I'M THIRSTY FOR YOUR BLOOD I'LL EVEN LICK YOUR WOUNDS I'M ALREADY DEAD BUT I'M NOT FINISHED YET SO I BUST OUT OF MY TOMB I'M A ZOMBIE AND I WILL FIND YOU I'M A ZOMBIE YOU CAN'T HIDE I AM ZOMBIE AND YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY I'M ALREADY DEAD, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO DIE I AM ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE YEAH I AM ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE URGH
13.
Well, as I came home on Monday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse out in the yard where my old horse should be So I called the wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me? Who owns that horse out in the yard where my old horse should be?" Oh ya drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool So drunk you cannot see! That's a lovely pig that my Mother sent to me It's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a pig with a saddle on, I never saw before... As I came home on Tuesday night As drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be So I called the wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me? Who owns that coat beside the door where my old coat should be?" Oh ya drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool So drunk you cannot see! That's a lovely blanket that my Mother sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a blanket with some buttons on it, I never saw before... As I came home on Wednesday night I was as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be So I called the wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me? Who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be?" Oh ya drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool So drunk you cannot see! That's a lovely tin whistle that my Mother sent to me Many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle, I never saw before... As I came home on Thursday night I was as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beside the bed where my two boots should be So I called the wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me? Who owns those boots beside the bed where my two boots should be?" Oh ya drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool So drunk you cannot see! Those are lovely geranium pots that my Mother sent to me! Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But laces on a geranium pot, I never saw before... As I came home on Friday night I was as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be So I called the wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me? Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be? Oh ya drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool So drunk you cannot see! That's a baby boy that my Mother sent to me! Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with whiskers on, I never saw before... Oh, it gets worse. As I came home on Saturday night I was as drunk as drunk could be I saw two hands upon my wife's breasts where my two hands should be So I called the wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me? Who owns those hands upon your breasts where my two hands should be?" Oh you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool So drunk you cannot see! That's a lovely nightgown that my Mother sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a nightgown with fingernails on it, I never saw before... It's Sunday night, I'm coming home I'm as drunk as drunk could be I open up my bedroom door and I can't even tell you what I see So I says to the wife, I says to her, "You're very untrue to me So I'm going back to the bar, farewell to thee!" Now I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm a silly old fool And now it's plain to see Good friends, good beer, and my favorite stool Is all I'll ever need It's many a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more But me, unhappy, at the bar, I never saw before! Let's go! We're going! I'm drunk! I'm a silly old fool! Raise 'em, and drink!
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I've got my ninja sword I'm gonna be a samurai Someday you'll say, "He's so cool!" Been practicing my slash Now you'll give me all of your cash Because I told you so And when the day finally arrives That I can say I'm a samurai I'll also say, "I told you so" I've got my ninja sword I'm gonna be a samurai Someday you'll say, "You killed my father" Well BOO HOO And when the day finally arrives That I can say I'm a samurai I'll also say, "I told you so" And to all the enemy samurai warriors I've got a little message for you I'm gonna do what James Hetfield told me to do Back in '82 Actually it might have been 1984 but I don't know And I don't care I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all I'm gonna kill 'em all, I said I'm gonna kill 'em all Cuz I want blood and guts and tendons in my teeth I'm gonna turn their entrails into a holiday wreath I'll be hackin' and slashin', I'll cut 'em into bits I'm gonna kill them all until they die from it Actually on second thought, I'm a pacifist Don't wanna hurt nobody So I'll just follow the sage advice of Lil Jon, here it is "Don't start no shit, won't be no shit Don't start no shit won't be no shit Don't start no shit won't be no shit Don't start no shit won't be no shit, yeah"
17.
I saw you the other day Running in the park I pulled up to say Hi! And heard a muffled bark I'm sorry I ruined your jog When I ran over your dog And all I had to say at the time was, "Oh shit!" I know I should have said I'm sorry, but I just didn't think of it 'Cause I'm an idiot I'm an idiot I thought I'd try to make it up to you I bought you a puppy, well... I found him at the zoo But it was a dingo straight from the wild And I guess it might have eaten your child And all I had to say at the time was, "Oh shit!" I know I should have said I'm sorry, but I just didn't think of it 'Cause I'm an idiot I'm an idiot And now here I am at your door, and also at your mercy And I've just got one thing to give to you and it's this apology note that I wrote I'll read it to you right now, it says, "Baby, I'm sorry, but I've got a good excuse" I'm an idiot I'm an idiot

about

"Shark Party" is a compilation of songs I recorded between 2012 and 2017. Tracks 7-13 have been previously released on various compilations. The remainder of the songs I had been playing a long time (Shark Party, Time Warp, Donut Slayer), are new (Eel-Mart), or are very old (It's A Terrace, Sippin' Lemonade & Playin' Scrabbz), and just didn't fit anywhere else. I think they all fit here.

They have been remastered by Grant Henry and sound better than ever. I am so grateful to everyone that has come to a show, listened online, or taken the time to tell me how they feel about my music. Thank you all for your support, this is something I would be doing even if no one listened or gave a toss but it’s so much more fun with you, and I'm really excited for whatever is coming next.

$1 of every pre-order purchase of the digital version of "Shark Party", and $2 of every pre-order of the tape cassette was donated to Project AWARE.

Project AWARE is a global movement of scuba divers protecting our ocean planet – one dive at a time. Focused on the critical issues of Sharks in Peril and Marine Debris, Project AWARE empowers thousands to work together for a clean, healthy and abundant ocean planet. Project AWARE Foundation is a registered non-profit organization. Learn more at www.projectaware.org.

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released April 6, 2018

~ BIG THANKS TO ~
My parents & sister & family, Kenji, Brandon & Erin, Grant & Claire, Electric Street Queens, The World Is Square, Jamz & Lydz, Solarbear, Dave Richardson, Gremlin, JANX, Emi, Matt, Dannel, Dino, Joe Lou, Wiley, Scott, Lars, Lindsey G, Britches, A&R Carbone, Calamity Co-Dance, Pete Labourdette, Mrs. Cardinali, B, Mr. Mumme, Dayn & Justayn, Clay N Ferno, Triheart, Pixie Druid, geekbeat peeps, boston8bit, T-T)b, Sycamore Terrace boyz, all my family at DBF, everyone who has been awesome, and sharks everywhere.

Mastering: Grant Henry
Album art: Joshua Kade Porterfield
Lettering: Coco Roy
Layout: Avi Paul Weinstein
Photo: Dave Green Photography

All songs written by Sam Mulligan except "Seven Drunken Nights", which is trad. (I wrote a new last verse for it but whatever), and the lyrics for "It's A Terrace", which were written with help from Clark H. Seiler. Go to Bloc Cafe in Somerville, MA and order a Terrace. It's delicious. It's made with chicken now, but it's still fresh afff.

'If We Were Kitties'
Additional vocals by a bunch of super friends including jmr, Lars, Meghan “The” Riling, Aspyn, The Hoodies, JANX, Bobby L, and I’m sure a few more... I’m sorry, it’s been years and my memory is terrible. You are loved!

'I AM ZOMBIE'
Zombies: Brandon & Erin Hood, Dave Richardson

'Shark Party'
Additional backup vocals: Jane & Jim Mulligan, Shauna Mulligan & Mark Rutkowski, Grant & Claire Henry, Brandon & Erin Hood, Dave Richardson & Renee Pepin

'Time Warp'
Home station vocals: E. Roberts

'Donut Slayer'
Curtis Ware: LSDJ consultation/programming
Additional back up vocals: Jonathan Chadwick, Brandon & Erin Hood

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