One Of Those Guys
from Collection 2013-2022 by Sam Mulligan
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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital AlbumCompact Disc in an "eco-pack", which is a CD in a jacket and sleeve.
This collection contains all of the original songs I've released since 2013. All the tracks from the "Big Hand Band Van Man" EP are mastered for the first time ever, and a few tracks on "Shark Party" have been revisited and touched up. This also contains the singles, "Zombie Cats", "Pizza Every Day", "Snowball Season", and "If We Were Kitties (acoustic)", which have only been available digitally until now.
All songs written, performed, and recorded by Sam Mulligan and mastered by Grant Henry (Stemage)
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lyrics
Fresh out of school, got nothing to do
No solid plans, let's get crackin'
Oh no my resume's lackin'!
Idleness is so taxing, and time is rapidly passing
Now I'm not so fresh out of school and I'm feeling like a damn fool
So I'll get a real job!
What do you mean there are no jobs?
Then I'll just be a slob, is that okay with you, Ma?
Not okay with me either, but what am I supposed to do?
I'm getting older and I told you don't want to be a soldier!
Well, I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Wearing camouflage pants and shooting guns all the time
I'm better at catching fireflies than finding land-mines
I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Maybe I'm not a real man, but I feel like a man
I like girls, I drink beer, I've got big hands
I just prefer driving vans and playing in bands
So, that can't be it 'cause I'm a big hand band van man
Yeah, that's what I am…
My dad thinks I should get into computers
I'm good with computers but I'm not sure if I'm good enough
I don't got the magic touch, probably won't make no million bucks
Maybe my dad is the one that should get into computers
Maybe I'll just get a job at K-Mart
Settle down and try to start
Accruing some savings, commit to regular shavings
Find a nice wife and try to have a nice life
Oh, I hope I'm cut out to be one of those guys...
One of THOSE guys!
No solid plans, let's get crackin'
Oh no my resume's lackin'!
Idleness is so taxing, and time is rapidly passing
Now I'm not so fresh out of school and I'm feeling like a damn fool
So I'll get a real job!
What do you mean there are no jobs?
Then I'll just be a slob, is that okay with you, Ma?
Not okay with me either, but what am I supposed to do?
I'm getting older and I told you don't want to be a soldier!
Well, I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Wearing camouflage pants and shooting guns all the time
I'm better at catching fireflies than finding land-mines
I just don't think I'm cut out to be one of those guys
Maybe I'm not a real man, but I feel like a man
I like girls, I drink beer, I've got big hands
I just prefer driving vans and playing in bands
So, that can't be it 'cause I'm a big hand band van man
Yeah, that's what I am…
My dad thinks I should get into computers
I'm good with computers but I'm not sure if I'm good enough
I don't got the magic touch, probably won't make no million bucks
Maybe my dad is the one that should get into computers
Maybe I'll just get a job at K-Mart
Settle down and try to start
Accruing some savings, commit to regular shavings
Find a nice wife and try to have a nice life
Oh, I hope I'm cut out to be one of those guys...
One of THOSE guys!
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from Collection 2013-2022,
released February 6, 2023
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Sam Mulligan
Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.
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