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    Compact Disc in an "eco-pack", which is a CD in a jacket and sleeve.

    This collection contains all of the original songs I've released since 2013. All the tracks from the "Big Hand Band Van Man" EP are mastered for the first time ever, and a few tracks on "Shark Party" have been revisited and touched up. This also contains the singles, "Zombie Cats", "Pizza Every Day", "Snowball Season", and "If We Were Kitties (acoustic)", which have only been available digitally until now.

    All songs written, performed, and recorded by Sam Mulligan and mastered by Grant Henry (Stemage)

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Traveling the lands far and wide
The arctic North, the hot hot South
In search of circular pastries
To murder with my mouth
Oh yes, I've taken lives
Armed with naught but teeth and hands
When donuts see me comin'
They piss their donut pants

I am a donut slayer
Venture into my lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
I am a donut slayer
I catch the scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind

Boston cream, lemon-filled, honey-dipped glaze
No donut is safe from my murderous gaze
The ones I see are all for me
And they'll have surely seen better days
Straight into my gaping maw
Never to be seen again
By way of monstrous jaws
All shall meet a violent end

I am a donut slayer
Venture into my lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
I am a donut slayer
I catch a scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind

I don't care if it's raised or cake
I'll skip it's funeral and forget the wake
Honor thy life, cherish thy death
Make haste, lay waste to
Dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens

Eviscerating
Masticating
Time is wasting, no time for tasting
I take a dozen and I cram 'em down my gullet
Cuz you know I'm all business like the front of a mullet
Jelly stains are all that remains
Jelly stains are all that remains

I am a donut slayer
Venture into my lair
You will shudder when you discover
One thousand souls of donut holes
I am a donut slayer
I catch a scent in the air
Seconds pass, you will not find
A single crumb left behind

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from Collection 2013​-​2022, released February 6, 2023

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Sam Mulligan is a comedy+rock singer who specializes in sick guitar riffs and dope gameboy beats.

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